(Source: uglyreckless, via y-o-u-are-beautiful)
Come at me Bro.
hi xD im Jenna. Laughing. Risa. Risata. Rire. Lachen.
I have funny shit on here and One Direction. Cause they are fucking sexual dudes.
realizing that he’s called Eminem because his initials are M.M. while on your deathbed
arE YOU FUCKING WITH M E RIGHT NOW IS THAT REALLY WHY HES CALLED EMINEM IM GOING TO SHIT THE FUCKING BED
(Source: giantrobotanime, via princessknight)
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I JUST LAUGHED FOR 324567887876453 YEARS!!
(via tothefridgeandbeyond)
1 month ago - 
19759
19759 (Source: sendinthebasterds, via pricklylegs)
There is no “U” in Freedom.
but there is a U in “maple syrup”
Fuck off Canada you’re not a real country anyways
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)
| liam: | do you wanna come at my house after school i have something to show you |
|---|---|
| zayn: | ok |
| *after school* | |
| liam: | do you wanna come in my bedroom i have something to show you |
| zayn: | ok |
| liam: | do you wanna come on my bed i have something to show you |
| zayn: | ok |
| liam: | do you wanna come under the blankets i have something to show you |
| zayn: | ok |
| liam: | look at my flashing toothbrush |
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME
i think i just peed myself
omg remember, bringing this back
(via laughallday)
they are so close with their families it’s so cute, meanwhile I’m here with my family like
(Source: bitch-ismynativetounge, via gr0-ve)
I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND
WAHT
AHHHHH
(via whatafuckinfamilypicture)
Directioner-Only Island
Okay so I found this private island on sale for $6000.
If we all pitch in we can buy it and make a Directioner-only country.
WHO’S IN?
WHy am i laughing so hard omg
Shit guys. I have $4000 of financial aid money from this past semester in my private bank account…This is ridiculously tempting to spend it all and say fuck it to life and live on my own island.
iIM IN.
(via x0dangerous-thoughts0x)
(Source: krusty-krab, via ki-itten)
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onedirectionloveandotherdrugs:
Zayn’s impersonation of Harry
HE SOUND MORE LIKE HARRY THAN THE ACTUAL HARRY
HOLY SHIT.
HE SOUNDS LIKE HARRY.
SO FREAKY HOW MUCH THIS SOUNDS LIKE HARRY OMFG
ESPESCIALLY THE so basically i was like oh shitWhat did i just listen to?!?!?
Holy fuck if it wasn’t for the bolded words that told me this was Zayn, I would have thought it was harry, Holy fuck *Breathe breathe*
what is this fuckery
(Source: gaylordlouis, via brainfarkle)
1 month ago - 14958
14958 
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